* ill add more to the cast as and when I feel necessary :)
I’m the main man. But obviously my life wouldn’t be the same without the others, so I’m giving them their own little spotlight. You’re all pretty familiar with me by now, but I’m the sort of person that if there is a hole, I’ll fall down it. You know the type I mean!!
My little sister; she picks me up when I need her to and indulges my slightly ridiculous freak outs… including the time where i called her because I was worried I had taken too much sleeping meds and wouldn’t wake up if I needed a wee!
Shes had to put up with some terrible things (she lost her hair for no reason when she was a teenager and then she was unable to walk on and off for a year for no apparent reason..) but she is a trooper, and I wish I was more like her. I swear she is my guardian angel.
My oldest and dearest friend, we grew up together and she makes me laugh whenever I need it. Currently patrolling London and aspiring to be a fashion buyer, she’s going places. She has the driest sense of humour, the best clothes and a wicked personality. I love spending weekends in London visiting fancy bars or hanging out and watching Cake Boss with her.
Thing One is the oldest of my cousins, (also known as Ben, Sunshine or Poopie Pants depending how we are feeling). He thinks he is gorgeous, plays all sorts of sport and loves to screech “Loooooooooorrrraaaaa” in his best Some Mothers Do Ave Em voice.
Thing Two is slightly more of a dreamer. Also goes by the name of Sam or Derek (please note his photo face, he always does the Zoolander pose, and therefore earns the nickname Derek).
Ridiculed for wearing wife beaters and hanging with the girls, he is always breaking something and has his trousers low and pants hanging out, so much so we wedgie him regularly.
Pixie is the youngest and often mocked by her big brothers. Often called Emily or Little One, she has a puppy called Sunshine and was scared of men with beards as a kid.
Keeps me sane when I am feeling mental. Calms me when I am feeling wobbly. Inserts Geordie wisdom as and when she feels necessary. Always provides tea and cake…
The list goes on. The Geordie is my favourite Northern import.