What Can I Do To Make You Love Me?


These really made me laugh. I found them on Schmitten Kitten, a blog that is too funny for words. What do you guys think? It seems to me the guy ones are a whole lot easier than the girl ones!

32 responses to “What Can I Do To Make You Love Me?”

  1. graysonjack Avatar

    Love it. You could probably add to ‘how to get the girl’: Have money a-la Indecent Proposal.

  2. prenin Avatar

    They forgot: Be elderly Millionare guy with bad heart condition!!! LoL!!!

    Love and hugs!

    Prenin.

  3. Debbie Avatar

    In my wildest, or oddest dreams, I can’t imagine how you landed on a blog about gate guarding in Texas. I even think it’s dull and I write it. I suspect, however, it was a ploy to get me here to push the big pink button. I’ve read a bit and you are truly funny. I know virtually nothing about you and I’ve never heard of the contest, so of course I will vote for you right now. May all your dreams come true!

    1. tinkerbelle86 Avatar

      i stumbled across it by accident from another blog, but i really liked the way you write! its not always about the content but the words were sculpted beautifully and i really enjoyed it 🙂

  4. Bikram Avatar
    Bikram

    right i guess i got ot give it a try and see how it works 🙂

  5. Anna Johnston Avatar

    Drive a bus, done! Lol. These are great. Thanks for the laugh. I carry a pot of glitter in my hand bag just incase I see a hottie, I throw the sparkles on him, and kablamo, he sparkles. 🙂 Great to see you over on my blog Tink. I’ll def subscribe and bookmark you too. Have a wicked weekend. 🙂

    1. laurahartson Avatar

      hahah thats so funny. i hope its true. if any of my male friends turn up to a night out covered in glitter ill know who they bumped into!

  6. aprillaugh Avatar
    aprillaugh

    hahahahha! I love it! Can I publish on my blog too?

  7. potatosandwich Avatar

    Love it! “Ruin her wedding” sticks out for me, I guess saving the world is just not good enough anymore….

    1. laurahartson Avatar

      i like surprise her in the shower. although i dont think Norman Bates has had much luck with that one…

  8. brainrants Avatar

    The ‘drop her in a pit’ works pretty well…

  9. countingducks Avatar

    You could carry on exploring this. Really exellent. Mind you I love films even if they don’t always give the best advice. Keep em coming

  10. totsymae1011 Avatar

    I’ve put up with BS and been sassy. I’ll have to try the other ones out to see how it goes. Trying to figure out the bus driving though. 🙂

  11. gojulesgo Avatar

    A guy could also learn to ice skate (The Cutting Edge)…

  12. Bella Avatar

    In my humble opinion, the guys do have it easier! And they’re more creative! 🙂

    1. tinkerbelle86 Avatar

      hahah i know, all they have to do is have legs a la the little mermaid!

  13. Caroline Avatar

    HAHA! These are great, I love it. Too funny.

  14. Ginger Avatar

    Have feet lol too funny!!

  15. startingoveringermany Avatar

    I was curious, those shades got me hypnotize:) I landed on your homepage and start cracking up. Great find!

  16. sarsm Avatar

    Just brilliant!

  17. Rach @ This Italian Family Avatar
    Rach @ This Italian Family

    Hahaha! Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!

  18. myfilthyroom Avatar
    myfilthyroom

    Be sparkly? FTW! haha..

  19. She's a Maineiac Avatar

    I loved this. If a man is sparkly and does as I wish, that’s all I need.

    1. tinkerbelle86 Avatar

      isnt that the truth?!

  20. Confessions of a Super Virgin Avatar

    Hahahahaha these are awesome! I need to repost them somewhere!

  21. Megan Avatar

    OMG… LOVE this! Absolutely spot on… and yes, the guys sure do have it a whole helluva lot easier. Sheesh, we need to done something about that!

    Just a side note… I haven’t forgotten about your request love. I ended up picking up a temp position last week and have been working killer hours, barely having time to breathe. Rest assured, I will get to it eventually! I promise!!! xx 🙂

    1. tinkerbelle86 Avatar

      no worries… and yay!! good for you! now quit it and come do the same in the UK! 🙂

  22. lilthechic Avatar

    surprise me in a shower, you will be sorry…ruin my wedding, you are dead…lol.

    Funny post! I needed the laugh. Thank u

  23. Manali Shah Avatar

    Hehheh, I’m sharing your post on my Facebook wall 🙂

  24. Chris Avatar

    This is hysterical. Anything from The Princess Bride is too true!! As you wish…

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