What Can I Do To Make You Love Me?

1 Sep

These really made me laugh. I found them on Schmitten Kitten, a blog that is too funny for words. What do you guys think? It seems to me the guy ones are a whole lot easier than the girl ones!

32 Responses to “What Can I Do To Make You Love Me?”

  1. graysonjack September 1, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

    Love it. You could probably add to ‘how to get the girl’: Have money a-la Indecent Proposal.

  2. prenin September 1, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    They forgot: Be elderly Millionare guy with bad heart condition!!! LoL!!!

    Love and hugs!


  3. Debbie September 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    In my wildest, or oddest dreams, I can’t imagine how you landed on a blog about gate guarding in Texas. I even think it’s dull and I write it. I suspect, however, it was a ploy to get me here to push the big pink button. I’ve read a bit and you are truly funny. I know virtually nothing about you and I’ve never heard of the contest, so of course I will vote for you right now. May all your dreams come true!

    • tinkerbelle86 September 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm #

      i stumbled across it by accident from another blog, but i really liked the way you write! its not always about the content but the words were sculpted beautifully and i really enjoyed it 🙂

  4. Bikram September 1, 2011 at 1:08 pm #

    right i guess i got ot give it a try and see how it works 🙂

  5. Anna Johnston September 1, 2011 at 1:25 pm #

    Drive a bus, done! Lol. These are great. Thanks for the laugh. I carry a pot of glitter in my hand bag just incase I see a hottie, I throw the sparkles on him, and kablamo, he sparkles. 🙂 Great to see you over on my blog Tink. I’ll def subscribe and bookmark you too. Have a wicked weekend. 🙂

    • laurahartson September 5, 2011 at 3:56 pm #

      hahah thats so funny. i hope its true. if any of my male friends turn up to a night out covered in glitter ill know who they bumped into!

  6. aprillaugh September 1, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    hahahahha! I love it! Can I publish on my blog too?

  7. potatosandwich September 1, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

    Love it! “Ruin her wedding” sticks out for me, I guess saving the world is just not good enough anymore….

    • laurahartson September 5, 2011 at 3:56 pm #

      i like surprise her in the shower. although i dont think Norman Bates has had much luck with that one…

  8. brainrants September 1, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

    The ‘drop her in a pit’ works pretty well…

  9. countingducks September 1, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    You could carry on exploring this. Really exellent. Mind you I love films even if they don’t always give the best advice. Keep em coming

  10. totsymae1011 September 1, 2011 at 3:50 pm #

    I’ve put up with BS and been sassy. I’ll have to try the other ones out to see how it goes. Trying to figure out the bus driving though. 🙂

  11. gojulesgo September 1, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    A guy could also learn to ice skate (The Cutting Edge)…

  12. Bella September 1, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    In my humble opinion, the guys do have it easier! And they’re more creative! 🙂

    • tinkerbelle86 September 2, 2011 at 8:02 am #

      hahah i know, all they have to do is have legs a la the little mermaid!

  13. Caroline September 1, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    HAHA! These are great, I love it. Too funny.

  14. Ginger September 2, 2011 at 2:30 am #

    Have feet lol too funny!!

  15. startingoveringermany September 2, 2011 at 8:11 am #

    I was curious, those shades got me hypnotize:) I landed on your homepage and start cracking up. Great find!

  16. sarsm September 2, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    Just brilliant!

  17. Rach @ This Italian Family September 2, 2011 at 8:57 pm #

    Hahaha! Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!

  18. myfilthyroom September 3, 2011 at 6:52 am #

    Be sparkly? FTW! haha..

  19. She's a Maineiac September 3, 2011 at 11:44 am #

    I loved this. If a man is sparkly and does as I wish, that’s all I need.

  20. Confessions of a Super Virgin September 3, 2011 at 8:40 pm #

    Hahahahaha these are awesome! I need to repost them somewhere!

  21. Megan September 4, 2011 at 3:44 am #

    OMG… LOVE this! Absolutely spot on… and yes, the guys sure do have it a whole helluva lot easier. Sheesh, we need to done something about that!

    Just a side note… I haven’t forgotten about your request love. I ended up picking up a temp position last week and have been working killer hours, barely having time to breathe. Rest assured, I will get to it eventually! I promise!!! xx 🙂

    • tinkerbelle86 September 4, 2011 at 11:55 am #

      no worries… and yay!! good for you! now quit it and come do the same in the UK! 🙂

  22. lilthechic September 5, 2011 at 11:09 am #

    surprise me in a shower, you will be sorry…ruin my wedding, you are dead…lol.

    Funny post! I needed the laugh. Thank u

  23. Manali Shah September 8, 2011 at 5:45 pm #

    Hehheh, I’m sharing your post on my Facebook wall 🙂

  24. Chris September 12, 2011 at 4:02 am #

    This is hysterical. Anything from The Princess Bride is too true!! As you wish…

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