Seriously, WHAT??!!

1 Aug

Browsing through the stats on my blog today, I came across the usual search terms that got people to my little corner of the word, the terms you would expect….

Tinkerbelle86… of course…

Et finger.. sure, I did blog about my toe looking a bit like this…

Rinse and repeat.. .another title of a blog post…

And then I came across ‘hairy midget girls’. Apparently two people have found my little corner of the world by searching on this.

Are you guys trying to tell me something??!



34 Responses to “Seriously, WHAT??!!”

  1. Jeanna August 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm #

    of course we are… we would really love your perspective on hairy midget girls… what are you waiting for! type something up!!! LOL

    • tinkerbelle86 August 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm #

      brilliant Jeanna ill get working on a post… not sure where to start with this!!

  2. imonthebandwagon August 1, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    mmm a few months ago someone found my blog by searching for ‘taylor swift fakes’ and ‘chubby nudes’…..


    • tinkerbelle86 August 3, 2011 at 7:51 pm #

      Jowett, i think that has something to do with Mike…. just saying!

  3. Julia (AKA Jules) August 1, 2011 at 4:01 pm #

    hahaha. I just love the randomness of them all. I’ve turned on the search engine thing for a week as a trial run. but then I’m on blogger…..!!!


  4. Redneckprincess August 1, 2011 at 4:09 pm #

    That is hilarious!!!!

  5. natasiarose August 1, 2011 at 4:19 pm #

    LOL. Hairy midget girl?! Ahhh!

  6. Brittany August 1, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    HAHAHA OHHH my god…I am laughing so hard. These search terms are THE BEST!! EVERY time I look at mine I find at least two that make me say WTF!?!

  7. tinkerbelle86 August 1, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

    sure its THIS post that gets all the comments, the most poignant and heartfelt 🙂

  8. Rich August 1, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    I found your site by searching human meat and girl has a spider under her arm.

  9. ittybitsofbalance August 1, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    I get some weird results– but HAIRY MIDGET GIRLS!? haha!

  10. We're Jumpin' August 1, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

    rooofl!! Omg that is too funny!! I never get any surprises on my search terms 🙂 You should win an award for the weirdest ways people find my blog 🙂

  11. magsx2 August 1, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    You really have to love some of the stuff that pops up in search, and wonder how they happen to come across your blog. 😀

  12. jul August 1, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

    I LOVE looking through that stuff. Usually mine is just ridiculous like yours, but weird things happen and sometimes they take off…for example, I was pretty proud that I rank first in Google for “I hate Jennifer Aniston” and it ended up with over 350 comments! People are hysterical.

  13. Caroline August 1, 2011 at 7:02 pm #

    I’ve definitely had people type some very random search terms that take them to my blog. Yours might win though, haha.

  14. nod 'n' smile August 1, 2011 at 7:19 pm #

    Best. Post. Ever. I cracked up reading this. And I’m also relieved I’m not the only one attracting some unexpected audiences.

  15. kiwidutch August 1, 2011 at 7:33 pm #

    I hear you… I went to my list and search terms to get to my bog are mostly predicable and “the usual” but the following ones have me stumped:

    “what do you mean by warm?” (This one appears twice !)
    “objects that have the shape of rectangular solid” (lost me already)
    “soul ice cream spain” (chill out with some Soul music with that?)
    “my dear sandy” (my name’s not, and never has been Sandy)
    “why my lolz are not published” (LOL… oops… maybe not)
    “new zealand blog craft food pumpkin” (all at the same time?)
    “condition where you scratch yourself and it swells” (just plain plain ouch)

    • tinkerbelle86 August 3, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

      youll love it chick, its ridiculous :)eew condition where you scratch yourself? dont google it, go to the doctors! this made me laugh. a lot 🙂

  16. Sarah - feeedingbrainandbody August 1, 2011 at 8:47 pm #

    Hahah, that’s hilarious! I’ve had some amusing search terms before but nothing that funny 🙂

  17. princesayasmine August 1, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    Lol. This is funny.

  18. writerwannabe2011 August 2, 2011 at 12:58 am #

    LOL! Hairy midget girls . . . classy! Oh, that really made my day 😀

  19. allieksmith August 2, 2011 at 1:36 am #

    LOL! That is too funny!

  20. NaEun Park August 2, 2011 at 3:29 am #

    Haha! I love the search engine terms. I think it’s from your spider post.. It has all of the three words in it.. Hairy, Midget and Girls. hahah

  21. Selma August 2, 2011 at 7:22 am #

    That is funny. 4 years ago I wrote a post where I mentioned licking an ice cream on a hot summer’s day. My most popular search term since then is ‘ice cream porn’, even now. I didn’t know people did naughty things with ice cream. It is hilarious 😆

  22. Tandy August 2, 2011 at 8:06 am #

    what a giggle! I need to look at mine … Have a super day 🙂

  23. mrbricksworld August 2, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    Think positively..maybe the complete search term was what type of girl is opposite of a hairy midget girl? and then you came up.

  24. georgettesullins August 2, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    my search engine came up with “hhow you know you’ve been pregnant”
    Really now?

  25. Sara K August 3, 2011 at 2:29 am #

    Haha it is hilarious the things people search for on search engines! I always get ‘raccoon attacks’ for some reason

  26. thoughtsappear August 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm #

    What about the one about the spider living under the girl’s arm? That’s odd.

  27. Team Oyeniyi August 3, 2011 at 2:27 pm #

    LMAO at the hairy midget girls! The rest are explainable.

    One of my favourites that found me is “immigrant sex slaves are more common?”

    I did write about sexual servitude, but even so……..

  28. Bonnie August 3, 2011 at 11:18 pm #

    Sometimes this can be very entertaining!! Makes you almost not want to look sometimes. Almost. 🙂

  29. thediaryofsugarandspice August 4, 2011 at 7:19 am #

    Ha! Brilliant!!!!! Sometimes I get some weird ones too! But yours, by far, tops mine!!!

  30. Facetious Firecracker August 5, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    Yeah, I think you might have me beaten, even though “moms cleavage” was pretty good, too.

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