I have been laughed at by three separate people this morning for my lack of functionality in the morning. Is the concept of a late riser dead to you people?
Apparently, the befuddled “don’t talk to me before 8am” look is dead. I had to get up super early this morning (for me) to give a lift to the station so said individual could be at work in London on time. The alarm went off over an hour earlier than I would normally get up. Did I moan? Nope. Did I whinge? Nope. I just got in the shower to wake myself up, put on a hoody and my joggers and waited. My housemates laughed at me as they were surprised to see me up at that hour, and I was accused of being grumpy.
There is a distinction between grumpy and sleepy!
Obviously as soon as I had been to the station I came back and got back into bed to sleep for a further half an hour and try to do something about my deprivation. It might seem minor to you people who get up at 6am, drink a smoothie with raw egg whites and go to the gym before getting ready and being at the office with coffee and bagels by 830, but (not to mention that you are all complete wonder humans!) the entire day is going to be a struggle.
So leave me alone!!