Weird Crushes

24 Jan

There are a plethora of good looking actors, singers and models on the market, with new talent appearing each day. Brad Pitt, Pamela Anderson, George Clooney…. people all have very similar crushes when it comes to the beautiful people of Hollywood.

But there are some really weird ones, and it always makes me chuckle when you hear people trying to justify their loves. After all, when people ask me why Jon Bon Jovi is the man I adore most in the world, all i can think of is that I really love his hair, and the fact that he has been married to his wife for twenty years. Which is a slightly weird response.

So I have called on my nearest and dearest to help me out with this blog, with amusing results.

One friend of mine, when in the car one day and talking about Harry Potter revealed that she had a crush on Ron Weasley. When ridiculed, she made it worse by admitting that it was only in the early films, and she didn’t like him so much now he was a bit older. Brilliant. He is still only about seventeen.

One chum loves Seth Rogan, and Harrison Ford. The reasons behind this is that the former is funny (fair enough) and the second is adventurous. So is Bear Grylls, but luckily no one has suggested him yet! Another revealed that as a child, she fancied Simba from the Lion King. Which, for all those who have had their head buried in the sand for twenty years, is a cartoon lion cub.

My favourite weird crush to date comes from the Geordie, who fancied David Bowie in the labyrinth. Think really badly cut mullet, glittery eye makeup and a really weird wardrobe.

So it seems that it doesn’t matter what you look like, guys!! As long as you are funny, (or in some cases, have a really bad hacked at haircut) you are in with a chance. And this is encouraging news.


6 Responses to “Weird Crushes”

  1. Geordie January 25, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    He is the only man who can juggle a crystal ball like that! And he pulls of leggings and pvc with pride and dignity. I heart him!

  2. tinkerbelle86 January 25, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    well, thats a contradiction. ‘leggings and pvc’ in the same sentence as ‘pride and dignity’. have a laugh!!! 🙂

  3. David Fisher January 26, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

    Ask Geordie about her ‘over 50’s’ list.

    It’s gross.

  4. elvishjesusfreak March 1, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    I know a whole lot of people who had a crush (myself included) on Kovu the lion from Lion King 2 🙂

  5. saramosier April 22, 2011 at 3:36 am #

    I know several girls who think David Bowie looks sexy in The Labyrinth. I don’t get it!! But I did have a huge crush on the guy who played Rory in 8 Simple Rules when I was in middle school, and I’m sure a lot of people would think that’s weird 🙂

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